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Weird Things Indian Punjabi MOMS Do

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Weird Things Indian Punjabi MOMS Do

Situation 1- Mom cannot find her son. She is worried and scared. She has been screaming his name out. She is just hoping the boy is fine and comes home soon. (10 Minutes later, the boy comes out of his own room with sleepy eyes) Mom goes- Salle, kutte, kahan mar gaya tha, meri to jaan he nikaal di tune. Kahan se aa gaya hai. Isse acha to marr he jata.

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Situation 2- Mom warning his son about not having any physical relation with any girl. It is completely against our culture. (On the wedding Night of his son) Mom goes- bas ab is budhi ma ki aakhri icha puri kar de. Jaldi se pote ka muh dikha de.

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Situation 3- Mom requesting her son that he can marry anyone he wants to, just marry a girl. (Mom meets her son’s girlfriend) Mom goes- ye kaisi si ladki hai. Height choti hai, weight zyada hai. Caste bhi alag hai. Age me tujhse badi hai. Tujhse zyada kamati hai. Unke ghar ja k gharjamai he ban ja.

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Situation 4-Mom suggesting her son to take care of his health. She is worried that he might get fat and face medical issues while he is away from home. (On Phone talking to her son who is living in another city). Mom goes- Roz subah aloo k paranthe khaya kar, ghee daal k aur agar kaam k baad time na mile to gym jaane ki zarurat nahi hai. Mera beta thak jata hoga na.

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Situation 5- Mom complaining to her neighbors that her son does not lover her any more. He only listens to his wife. He is even thinking of sending her to an old age home. (To her pregnant daughter-in-law) Mom goes- Bhagwaan kare tujhe beta he ho. Bahut sukh dega budhape me. Aakhirkaar chita ko aag vo he to dega.

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